He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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