after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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