I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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