You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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