he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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