I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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