guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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