I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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