she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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