i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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