I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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