And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
i think i just lost a toe
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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