Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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