i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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