so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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