You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
it's like heaven, but drunker
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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