i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
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I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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