11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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