The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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