I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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what are you doing with your life
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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