my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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