So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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