Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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