Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
The feeling are messing with the penis
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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