Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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