he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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