it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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