Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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