need another drink. this is the easiest way
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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