I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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