never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just invented taco cereal.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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