Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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