Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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