is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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