just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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