I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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