Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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