He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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