I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
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you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
So apparently I’m into choking now
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