i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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