At least make sure they are 18
Why
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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