Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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