problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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