What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize