So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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