I'm gonna have a badass scar
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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