And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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