kristin has been a bad kristin
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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