Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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