I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
