Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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