you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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