To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Mom said you looked used
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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