At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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