I'm going to jail i love you
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
They are going to name an STD after you.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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