I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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